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(also known as COCKSPUD, COCKONION, and COCKSQUASH)

 

So you've made it this far! Don't pat yourself on the back just yet. Something tells me you still don't know what this is all about. No, it's not a ball that's shaped like a penis... COCKBALL is a sport. That's right. Just cause it's not on ESPN doesn't mean it doesn't exist. It's a real sport; the way baseball used to be. It's about stamina, endurance, courage, spirit, competition...and yes, it's about getting a grapefruit whipped at your crotch.

You don't have to be a genius to play (in fact, if you were, you wouldn't) and it doesn't cost a darn thing. It's interactive, and it's entertaining for both you, your competitors (and anyone who's too chicken to play but thinks you don't mind if he watches). Games of COCKBALL have been known to last for up to 5 hours in one sitting. But don't let that worry you, the best thing about COCKBALL is that you can make it your own just like so many others before you.

Like any contact sport, COCKBALL presents a possible risk for injury, but if played responsibly, the pain is nothing a tray of ice can't cure. So if this sounds like fun to you, and I know it does, click on the links to find out how to get started!

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I think I'm gonna throw-up, take me to a happy place!